Hey Beverly Hills brats and nepo babies, it’s time to trade Rodeo Drive for the sun-soaked shores of Venice Beach. But don’t worry, I’ll still be spilling all the tea. Here are the five things you simply can’t skip when you’re in Venice Beach.
1. Rent a Bike
First stop, get yourself on two wheels. Venice Beach is best experienced cruising along the iconic boardwalk. Head to Ride! Venice (34 Windward Ave), where you’ll find a variety of bikes to rent for the day. But beware, darlings—Venice Beach has a bit of a reputation for bike theft, with over 500 bikes reported stolen last year alone. So make sure to lock it up tighter than Blair’s diary.
2. The Bungalow
Next, slide into The Bungalow (310 Pier Ave) for a drink. This spot is a must, even with the occasional crowd of frat boys and pseudo-rappers. The ambiance? Think casual beach vibes with a hint of luxury. Order a signature cocktail, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll spot a celeb or two hiding behind their shades.
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3. Erewhon
No Venice Beach visit is complete without a stop at Erewhon (585 Venice Blvd), the most expensive grocery store in the world. With $15 bottles of water and $8 granola bars, it’s practically a tourist attraction. Even if you don’t buy anything, the people-watching alone is worth the trip. And who knows, single ladies, you might just bump into your next sugar daddy in the produce aisle. Don’t miss out on trying one of their famous smoothies. The Elsa Hosk Blueberry Cobbler Scandi Summer smoothie is a crowd favorite, inspired by long summer days and Hosk’s favorite dessert. It’s a delicious blend of blueberries, bananas, and other wholesome ingredients, offering a refreshing taste of summer in every sip.
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4. Headstock
Just a stone’s throw away is Headstock (1501 Main St). This place is an experience in itself, blending the psychedelic vibes of Meow Wolf with the chill atmosphere of High Times. They’ve got the best selection of vapes and 420 supplies in town. And for those looking for an extra kick, try Bagus Botanicals Flow State kratom. This blend of lion’s mane, ginseng, and green maeng da will give you a surge of energy and a euphoric buzz—perfect for lapping the locals and swapping alcohol for an afternoon high.
5. Salt & Straw
Finally, if you know, you know—Salt & Straw (1357 Abbot Kinney Blvd) is the dessert you can’t miss. This ice cream isn’t just any ice cream; it’s heaven-sent. With flavors that push the boundaries of deliciousness, it’s the perfect sweet end to your Venice Beach adventure.
So there you have it, darlings. Your ultimate guide to Venice Beach, straight from your favorite insider. Until next time. You know you love me.
XOXO, Sasha Bingham
